New 'general erection' product line offers political pride
Brits now have the chance to show their political pride in a cheeky way during the general election campaign with a new special range of condoms hitting the market. Options like "Rishi No Rashy" and "Queer for Keir" cater to voters of all stripes.
Raunchy mock poll with each condom purchase
Each condom purchase from the 'general erection' product line also doubles as a vote in a raunchy mock poll, set to launch on the company's website on June 10. The poll will showcase regional preferences and how political support translates into condom choices across Britain.
Increasing engagement in young voters
Managing Director at Custom Condoms UK, Joseph Barnard, expressed hopes that the new range will help get more young people engaged in the election. He emphasized the goal of sparking conversations about politics, even in intimate moments.
Cheeky options for different political parties
Retailing at £1.99 each, the 'general erection' product line features various cheeky options for different political parties. Choices include the SNP's "vote for the pull out method," Reform's "Brexit and chill," and the Lib Dems' "Ed Davey makes my legs go wavy."
Political banter from party sources
A Labour source joked about the economy needing a good thrust and how only Labour can rise to the occasion and win the pole. In response, a Tory source quipped about the real protection Brits need being from Keir's £2,094 tax bomb.
