A NEW year begins tomorrow and this wretched Covid-19 virus is no less prevalent than it was nine months ago.
Probably worse, given this new variant, which seems to be more infectious.
This wretched Covid-19 virus is no less prevalent than it was nine months ago
Almost the entire country enters 2021 under an effective lockdown.
While politicians and the unions demand schools must be shut for months, the cast-iron nutters are out and about.
Insisting the virus is a hoax.
And that the vaccine is an attempt to control us all or even kill us.
Never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.
But given our dire situation, the Government could help by answering a few questions.
Being candid and honest in its replies.
So, here are some of the questions which have occurred to me these past few weeks.
And I would guess others have been thinking the same.
I don’t know the answers.
And in many cases maybe nobody does.
But estimates, based on science, might be useful.
Because the population is becoming a little fractious . . .
- Is it not the case that there have been many, possibly thousands, of variants of Covid-19? Mutate is what viruses do, in order to advance themselves. How soon, do you estimate, before we have a variant which is resistant to our vaccines?
- The rise of this new variant and, indeed, the spread of the much-loved original occurred during the November lockdown. Does this not suggest to you that lockdowns are not very effective? And isn’t one minute in lockdown, the next minute out, the worst of all worlds?
- In some regions our hospitals are in crisis. And yet at the same moment we are busy dismantling the Nightingale Hospitals, set up last spring for precisely this purpose. Why not keep them open? There seemed to be no problem staffing them in March and April. What has changed?
- For how long will the vaccines be effective? We are hearing more and more stories of people who have been infected twice over a short period. If the vaccines afford protection for only a few months, will we each need several vaccinations per year? I am aware we can’t know for sure now, but what are the estimates of our scientific advisers?
- Given that, even after the vaccines, we will still need to wear masks and socially distance, how can government keep assuring us that things will be a lot better by Easter? Won’t things, post-vaccines, be exactly the same as they are now?
- Is the plan still to “defeat Covid”? And if so, what exactly does that mean?
No scientist I have read suggests the virus can be defeated.
It will end up as a pathogen we must live with, every year, much as we do with flu.
In which case, some might argue, why not live with it now?
I don’t ask the above questions out of a wish to be snarky, or to dig at the Government.
Simply because I feel quite a few people are asking the same questions at the moment.
And not getting a wholly honest response.
It’s time to treat us all as grown-ups.
Bit more pres ‘n’ correct
I HEARD Barack Obama on the radio reading extracts from his new book.
I am not a huge fan of the former US President.
It was quite pleasing to listen to a US President speaking with a degree of intelligence and humility
I think he was overrated by a lot of people – not least the BBC, which adored him.
I suspect if Barack or his missus Michelle wrote a shopping list the BBC would serialise it, thinking it a work of genius.
But I have to say, it was quite pleasing to listen to a US President speaking with a degree of intelligence and humility.
Rather than the garbled, mangled, borderline psychotic boasting we’ve all been subjected to over the past four years.
Abbey New Year
A HAPPY New Tier to you all.
I hope you have a lovely evening inside whatever bubble you’ve chosen for yourself.
Abbey Clancy spent the festive season with her family in Dubai
I chose Abbey Clancy to be in mine but for some reason she preferred a five-star hotel in Dubai.
With Crouchy and the kids.
Some people, huh.
She could have had a packet of dates and as many nuts as she could eat.
Anyway, be careful with New Year resolutions.
I only make ones I know I can keep. That’s so I don’t descend into a pit of self-loathing by January 4.
This year, mine are to smoke and drink a little bit more and try to be more right wing and less considerate of others.
I can manage all of that.
Wherever you are, I hope 2021 is good for you.
Truth be told, I don’t think it’s going to be a whole lot more fun than 2020.
But we can hope.
Boyle looks a bit sore
FRANKIE Boyle, who was last funny about ten years ago – and even then not very funny – has been taking a swipe at Ricky Gervais.
Boyle objected to Gervais making a joke about a transgender actress.
Frankie Boyle has been taking a swipe at Ricky Gervais
Boyle said Gervais was not really a stand-up comedian
And he said that Ricky was not really a stand-up comedian.
Listen, Boyle. In the national league table of comedians, Gervais is Liverpool FC and you are someone like Crawley Town.
There is no real comparison.
Gervais is funnier, sharper, subtler, cleverer – and kinder in his humour – than you will ever be.
Stick to making jokes about disabled children and stop dissing people you fondly imagine are your rivals, you hypocrite.
Yes, free cheers!
AT least we are a free and independent country.
That’s something to be truly cheerful about.
The PM struck a deal which Remainers said would take for ever to sort out
A trade deal struck with the European Union – which the Remainers said would take for ever to sort out.
Nah, just a few meetings and all done and dusted.
And thank God we’re free of that godawful bureaucratic institution.
The Italians are already angry at the EU’s vaccine rollout.
The Germans are getting ten times more vaccines than the Italians.
Well, who’d of thunk it, huh?
Come and join us, Italy. It can be done.
Then you won’t have people from Luxembourg and Berlin dictating to you.
But have you got the guts to leave?
Silver linings
THERE have been a few good things about lockdown. Every cloud, etc.
Many people saved a lot of money.
Sales of Lynx were down hugely on last year
We stopped spending dosh on pointless crap.
The roads were quieter.
We didn’t have to go to fatuous meetings.
And here’s the big bonus, we didn’t wear deodorant.
Sales of Lynx etc were down hugely on last year.
Because, sitting at home with our box sets, we didn’t give a monkey’s if we smelled like a badger’s jockstrap.
Truth be told, I’d rather catch the whiff of good, honest sweat than some of the pungent frag-rances we spray on to ourselves these days.
The sort of stuff that could strip paint from 50 yards away.
My wife, meanwhile, last wore make-up on February 22.
A simpler life, then. Slightly smellier. But none the worse for that.
The Meg ’n’ Harry show
OH Gawd, they’re back again.
The Meg ’n’ Harry show, now available on podcast.
The Meg ’n’ Harry show is now available on podcast
Harry – or should that be ’Arry, now he’s changed his accent – burbling inanities.
Meghan full of vapid sanctimony and smugness.
She simpered: “No matter what life throws at you guys, trust us when we say love wins.”
Does it now?
And, “darkness cannot drive out darkness”.
Um, me neither.
Pampered, indulged and deluded.
Do they realise they are rapidly becoming a laughing stock?